Scatterguts,
or "How did I get from here...THE
ADVENTURES OF
TEDDYGRANT♥
©winnie caw
2002
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First, let winnie explain:
I've got a
bear, a yellow growly bear;
and, when I go on holiday, he's always there.
You'll
find him at the bar, you'll find him by the pool;
A clever Cosmopolitan that's never been to school.
I used to
say, "He's not mine! He's travelling with my son."
But when my son don't fly with me my story's all undone.
He doesn't
shock the locals. He's really rather shy.
He doesn't mind my company. That's all from me. Bye bye! WMC
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Scatterguts,
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Someone please get me out of here?
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to here?'
My mate Tod
5 July 2002
Dateline - Stockholm
Land of the Midnight Sun
Land of the Eternal Rain (I am
reliably informed that most of it comes across from England). One
minute, I am tasting the Aegean air and, the next thing I know,
I'm on my bike 
and high-tailing it for the airport and pastures
new.
Hallo Sailor! Well, I may as well be
hung for a sheep as a lamb (in this case, lying down with a
lion). 
Hardly surprising I ended up with a cock-eyed view
of the Kungslottet (King's Castle)
, until a
Good Samaritan came along and rescued me.
Better
than ending up in the gutter?
Though it was touch and go there for a
while (get your hand off my thigh!).
I could have
arrived at that Westeroast airport 
in time
for all the fun!
À
la récherche du temps perdu (spot of French there). Did you know
that Sweden is the land of the bike?
Bet you didn't know that, eh? On the
whole, my 'agréables vacances'. History
and culture 
and
scenery
(or
should that be 'greenery?) I think I have dried out now. Anyone
going my way? By the way, is this my best side?
teddygrant, to you!
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