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Gran's photo was taken on the Golden Sands Beach at Margate, England, in 1921. It was found amongst my Dad's belongings, in 1969. A group of young Battersea mums out for a jaunt to the seaside. I would imagine they all caught the train, or maybe a steamer down the Thames. No charabancs in those days! My gran Edith Quinn (neé Warren) is the shy one in the large hat under the figure '9', with Dad's brother Bob standing in front of her.
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Quotation, n.:
The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. The words
erroneously repeated.
~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Most anthologists of quotations are like those who eat cherries or oysters:
first picking the best ones and winding up by eating everything.
~ Sebastien
Roch Nicolas Chamfort, Maxims, 1825
Quotations will tell the full measure of meaning, if you have enough of them.
~ James Murray
I am fully conscious of the fact, that aphorisms are like wandering Gypsies.
They must always be published without guarantee of the authenticity.
~ Erkki
Melartin
What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? Take fifty of our
current proverbial sayings - they are so trite, so threadbare, that we can
hardly bring our lips to utter them. Nonetheless they embody the
concentrated experience of the race.
~ Norman Douglas
It's such a pleasure to write down splendid words - almost as though one were
inventing them.
~ Rupert Hart-Davis
I suppose every old scholar has had the experience of reading something in a
book which was significant to him, but which he could never find again.
Sure he is that he read it there, but no one else ever read it, nor can he find
it again, though he buy the book and ransack every page.
~ Ralph Waldo
Emerson
Proverbs were bright shafts in the Greek and Latin quivers.
~ Benjamin
Disraeli
Collecting quotations is an insidious, even embarrassing habit, like ragpicking
or hoarding rocks or trying on other people's laundry. I got into it
originally while trying to break an addiction to candy. I kicked candy and
now seem to be stuck with quotations, which are attacking my brain instead of my
teeth.
~ Robert Byrne, The Other 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said,
"Sources, References, and Notes," 1984
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
~ Miguel de
Cervantes
The art of quotation requires more delicacy in the practice than those conceive
who can see nothing more in a quotation than an extract.
~ Benjamin
Disraeli
All maxims have their antagonist maxims; proverbs should be sold in pairs, a
single one being but a half truth.
~ William Mathews
It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence,
stands a good chance to deceive.
~ Mark Twain, Following the Equator
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
~ Orson Welles
Always verify your quotations.
~ Martin Joseph Routh, also sometimes quoted
as "your references" or "your sources"
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson,
Journals and Miscellaneous Notebooks, May 1849
A good aphorism is too hard for the tooth of time, and is not worn away with the
centuries, although it serves as food for every speech.
~ Friedrich
Nietzsche
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations....
The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They
also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
~ Winston
Churchill, Roving Commission: My Early Life, 1930
Somewhere in the world there is an epigram for every dilemma. ~ Hendrik
Willem van Loon
The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages is preserved into
perpetuity by a nation's proverbs, fables, folk sayings and quotations.
~ William Feather
Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired.
~ Richard Kemph
Anthologies of aphorisms are usually arranged according to themes.... This is
not the best method for the aphorism, because it often has several themes and
interpretations.
~ Markku Envall
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
~ Somerset
Maugham
In spite of his practical ability, some of his experience had petrified into
maxims and quotations.
~ George Eliot
I quote others only in order the better to express myself.
~ Michel De
Montaigne
The hunter for aphorisms on human nature has to fish in muddy water; and he is
even condemned to find much of his own mind.
~ F.H. Bradley
The only way to read a book of aphorisms without being bored is to open it at
random and, having found something that interests you, close the book and
meditate.
~ Prince de Ligne
I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have,
beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than
oneself.
~ Marlene Dietrich
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played Carnegie Hall.
~ Oscar Levant
People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin
Franklin said it first.
~ David H. Comins
The great writers of aphorisms read as if they had all known each other well.
~ Elias Canetti
Our live experiences, fixed in aphorisms, stiffen into cold epigram. Our
heart's blood, as we write with it, turns to mere dull ink.
~ F.H. Bradley
Aphorism, n.: Predigested wisdom.
~ Ambrose Bierce
He wrapped himself in quotations - as a beggar would enfold himself in the
purple of Emperors.
~ Rudyard Kipling
Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it
is quoted, than when we read it in the original author?
~ Philip G.
Hamerton
An aphorism is never exactly true.
It is either a half-truth or a truth and a half.
~ Karl Kraus, Sprüche und Widersprüche, 1909
Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
~ James Alexander Thom
What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a
maximum of sense.
~ Mark Twain
The aphorism is cultivated only by those who have known fear in the midst of
words, that fear of collapsing with all the words.
~ E.M. Cioran
The excellence of aphorisms consists not so much in the expression of some rare
or abstruse sentiment, as in the comprehension of some useful truth in few
words.
~ Samuel Johnson
Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
~ Unknown
I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful
from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damned things.
~ Dorothy
Parker
I have laboriously collected this cento out of diverse writers. I have
wronged no authors but given every man his own.... Bees do little harm and
damage no one in extracting honey; I can say of myself, whom have I injured?
The matter is theirs most part, and yet mine.... it becomes something different
in its new setting.
~ Robert Burton, Anatomy of Melancholy
Unraveling proverbs is a suitable puzzle for an old man. I put pieces in
order and build up a kind of Utopian castle.
~ Matti Kuusi
Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote,
And think they grow immortal as they quote.
~ Edward Young, Love of Fame
The power of quotation is as dreadful a weapon as any which the human intellect
can forge.
~ John Jay Chapman
Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered have prevented a single
foolish action.
~ Thomas Babington Macaulay
In the mountains the shortest route is from peak to peak but for that you must
have long legs. Aphorisms should be peaks, and those to whom they are
addressed should be big and tall of stature.
~ Friedrich Nietzsche
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into
hot water.
~ Franklin P. Jones
Let's have some new cliches.
~ Samuel Goldwyn
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
~ Lord John Russell
What is an Epigram? a dwarfish whole,
Its body brevity, and wit its soul.
~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Precepts or maxims are of great weight; and a few useful ones at hand do more
toward a happy life than whole volumes that we know not where to find.
~ Seneca
It is the little writer rather than the great writer who seems never to quote,
and the reason is that he is never really doing anything else.
~ Havelock
Ellis
When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and
copy it.
~ Anatole France
Classical quotation is a parole of literary men all over the world.
~ Samuel Johnson
Epigram and truth are rarely commensurate. Truth has to get somewhat
chiseled, as it were, before it will fit into an epigram.
~ Joseph Farrell
In the dying world I come from quotation is a national vice. It used to be
the classics, now it's lyric verse.
~ Evelyn Waugh, The Loved One, 1948
The maxims of men disclose their hearts.
~ French Proverb
Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The
sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we
hesitate we are lost; that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of
sight, out of mind.
~ Leo Rosten
I have heard that nothing gives an Author so great Pleasure, as to find his
Works respectfully quoted by other learned Authors.
~ Benjamin Franklin,
"Preface,"
Patch grief with proverbs.
~ William Shakespeare
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
~ Santayana, Essays
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite
of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. ~Niels Bohr
But I have long thought that if you knew a column of advertisements by heart,
you could achieve unexpected felicities with them. You can get a happy
quotation anywhere if you have the eye.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
All of us encounter, at least once in our life, some individual who utters words
that make us think forever. There are men whose phrases are oracles; who
can condense in one sentence the secrets of life; who blurt out an aphorism that
forms a character, or illustrates an existence.
~ Benjamin Disraeli
Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth
of them.
~ Aldous Huxley
Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b)
that is not true.
~ H.L. Mencken
One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats and
one always secretes too much jelly.
~ Virginia Woolf
There are aphorisms that, like air planes, stay up only while they are in
motion.
~ Vladimir Nabokov
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
~ Hesketh
Pearson
By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote.
~ Ralph Waldo
Emerson
Someone might say of me that I have only made a bouquet of other people's
flowers here, having supplied nothing of my own but the thread to bind them.
~ Michel de Montaigne
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental
illness."
~ Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to
Learn"
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